Gliders

So you have decided that only you are allowed to sit on the glider. When it's book time or reading before bed, you throw a fit if someone sits in the glider. You pull them up by one finger and quickly sit in the glider when it's open. Rather rude! So I end up on the floor, reading you a story while the red headed King is happily sitting in his chair...we'll see how long this lasts....